Roger's Rating:

I really liked the concept for Porno-Man 1, and greatly enjoyed the cast as well. The trouble came on the technical end. Poor lighting and terrible video quality made much of the best action unwatchable. I am hoping that these glitches will be cleared up for the sequel, especially with the likes of Katie Gold, Heaven Leigh, Iroc and Monique gracing the cast. Getting to fuck these hotties, even vicariously, in a first person video adventure should be quite worth the next two hours of our lives.

Katie Gold answers her door and smiles right into the camera. Now, most of us will never get to date such a sweet thing who just happens to be a cock starved slutlet. After a little preliminary, that might be cool if we could actually hear it, she starts sucking dick. She looks fantastic and just purrs this sexy dialog. Too bad the video quality sucks again. Keith, feel free to mix in a light every once in a while. Letting a scene like this lose out to poor picture quality is criminal. After a great blowjob, she spreads her tight pussy open and lets him finger her for a while. She leads him into the bedroom where we get to watch as Katie gently fucks his cock. Very hot first person shot with solid camera work. Eventually, the pace picks up and this becomes an all out fuck fest. How totally fucking hot is Katie Gold? Watching her use his hard cock like a fleshy sex toy is totally spooge worthy. Don?t fire yet sports fans, she hasn't taken it in the ass yet. First she goes on her hands and knees to get fucked in the ass, then it's back on top, where Katie gives us an RCA to remember. Then, after I have overlooked the bad video quality, Again slo-mo's the facial cumshot. The horror. It's indescribably painful and disappointing.

Iroc is not as soft and cute as Katie, but she looks like she could fuck the cock right off most men. Earl Slate has called for an escort who specializes in foot fun. What he gets is perhaps the most talented foot goddess in porn. (Though I still don't get the appeal. Iroc is supposed to show me.) After jerking him off with the soles of her feet, she puts his dick in her mouth. (See, I GET the appeal of this, and for the record, Iroc, you're welcome to show me this skill as well during our interview.) He finally has her strip down and go to her knees for a really hot blowjob. The picture quality is better here, which is very nice. Also nice are Iroc's small, but wonderfully real tits. Iroc mounts Earl and uses her strong thighs to squat fuck him and we get the best view possible for the fun. If you think this looks great, check out what it looks like when she turns around and we get to see that round ass. With a target this inviting, it's no wonder Earl goes right for her butthole and just drills deep into her derriere. Earl has a pretty big cock, so watching her drop down and fuck it with her ass is quite a sight. Be prepared, this is an amazing anal scene. Iroc is totally hot and I was ready to heap praise on Keith until he fucked up a second facial with slo-mo. Dammit, how can I love this movie if the best parts keep getting fucked up.

Randi Lee is a far cry from the first two women. In fact, let's be honest, this chick is pretty ugly. The picture quality isn't great, but it's better than with Katie, which is a shame. She is breaking into a house, I guess with a partner who likes to fuck during jobs. I don't know. Somehow the fun of a first person fuck is gone when it's not someone I would ever want to fuck. As for the action, blowjob, RCA and some hot dirty talk. So, if you like Randi, you get to see her have some nasty sex. Also, she has some thigh high leather boots if that's your thing. At least this time I don' care so much when he fucks up the cumshot.

Heaven Leigh, Timber and Casey all share screen time in a little three on one fantasy. Timber starts out, sucking dick and using her bit tits around this guy's hard-on. She even pour candle wax on her tongue. Not sure if that adds to the feel, but it makes for an interesting visual. Again, I have to bag on the lighting. Someone flip a freaking switch, how hard is that? Finally, she brings is a surprise for her man, two friends to share. Considering Heaven is a much better cocksucker, this is a nice bonus for this lucky dude. Three girls sucking your unit is pretty fantasy-worthy, so seeing it first person like this is nice. I've always liked Timber, Casey is all right and Heaven is a total hottie. After fucking Casey from behind in some rather boring footage, Heaven gets her turn and she takes it in the ass. Her anal sequences are far and away the best parts of this scene. In the end, he fires his load across three faces. (Fetish alert, all three women are wearing glasses.)

Monique is next, but the quality is now so bad that it's giving me a headache. Here she is one of the hottest women in the biz and all I can see is her day glow clothing. You can still see enough to know that with even average quality, this blowjob would rock the fucking house. Monique is one of the hottest fucks in the business, so what went wrong? Was this scene supposed to look like this? Then, all of a sudden, things get better. We get moderate video quality as this black beauty lowers her asshole down on his cock. (Hmmm, I wonder if she would agree to let me interview her while she sits on my??nahhhhh) My favorite shots actually come with Monique on her back, her gorgeous legs spread wide as this lucky guy fucks her in the butt. Jeez, how fucking sexy is this! Again with the damn slo-mo cumshot. Lame ending, hard to watch opening third, but the anal sex here is top notch. Monique rocks.

Finally, Gina Rome stars as a fantasy girl. The scene has the best lighting of the bunch and she does a nice job of sucking cock. Still, after seeing so much great footage go to waste and knowing that the cumshot will be in slo-mo, it is hard for me to get excited watching this.

We are back where we started at the end of Porno Man 1. I don't know who or what it to blame, but the picture quality is just hideous. I still like the first person concept and Katie, Heaven, Monique and Iroc all give very hot scenes. That is what makes this so damn frustrating. If the action sucked, then who would give a shit about the lighting, but I want to see this stuff, dammit. Funny, they made it worse with the little bit of work they did on it. No one could turn on a light, but they sure could fuck up the cumshots with slow motion. (I'm going to have to start a telethon to wipe this disease from the porn planet.) As much as I love the cast and as hard as I tried to love this movie, the technical end just got in the way too much. I'll give it a marginal recommendation, just because Iroc is so hot and Katie melts the mother fucking screen.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM