Roger T. Pipe:  Thank you for joining us today Mary Carey.

Mary Carey:  My pleasure.

Roger T. Pipe:  I understand you're out of state so we're doing this interview over the phone.

Mary Carey:  Yes. I am in Florida right now and I'm talking to you from poolside.

Roger T. Pipe:  The though of you in a bikini aside, is this a good time for you?

Mary Carey:  Sure, I can do an interview while I tan.

Roger T. Pipe:  You are the Kick Ass Pictures contract girl.

Mary Carey:  Yes I am.

Roger T. Pipe:  How long have you been with Kick Ass Pictures?

Mary Carey:  I have been with Kick Ass Pictures since March of 2003 so about a year and a half.

Roger T. Pipe:  You did a few movies before signing with them as I recall.

Mary Carey:  I did about thirty movies, but they were all girl/girl scenes.

Roger T. Pipe:  What brought you to Kick Ass?

Mary Carey:  I met Mark Kulkis after he saw some pictures of me on a web site. I was only doing girl/girl at the time so I did a smoking video for him. He told me that if I ever decided to do boy/girl that he would sign me to a contract.

Roger T. Pipe:  Just that simple huh?

Mary Carey:  He liked my boobs.

Roger T. Pipe:  Doesn't everyone?

Mary Carey:  Most people do. Mark is really good with PR and I think he liked my personality. I talk a lot and love the camera so I think that he saw the potential in me.

Roger T. Pipe:  Since you mentioned your boobs, let's talk about them. How big are they?
Mary Carey:  It depends on the bra I'm wearing. They are either 36DD or 38D or even 38DD. Those are the three sizes I wear.

Roger T. Pipe:  So they are very big.

Mary Carey:  Yes they are.

Roger T. Pipe:  And are they real?

Mary Carey:  Of course. Kick Ass Pictures only uses real boobs.

Roger T. Pipe:  I think you are doing a phone interview with me to avoid the rule that all girls must be topless and to keep me from feeling them.

Mary Carey:  That is not true at all. Are you in California?

Roger T. Pipe:  Of course.

Mary Carey:  I would have been happy to do the interview in person.

Roger T. Pipe:  My loss.

Mary Carey:  No, you can feel them next time I see you.

Roger T. Pipe:  Really?

Mary Carey:  Of course. You have to prove that they're real right?

Roger T. Pipe:  That's true.

Mary Carey:  You have to be a responsible journalist.

Roger T. Pipe:  That is also true.

Mary Carey:  OK, so next time I see you, you can check for yourself.

Roger T. Pipe:  When did you start growing those wonderful breasts?

Mary Carey:  Not until I was older. I didn't get my period until I was 16. I was this skinny, scrawny girl. I did ballet and people thought that I had an eating disorder I was so thin.

Roger T. Pipe:  Did you?

Mary Carey:  No, I was just really physically active with dance and cheerleading. They had to give me hormone shots to help me get my period. All of a sudden they started growing. They were a full C by the time I was a senior. I quit ballet when I was nineteen, gained some weight and that is when they finally became a D. At around 21 they hit DD and that is when I started porn.

Roger T. Pipe:  How old are you now?

Mary Carey:  I'm 24. I started porn three weeks before I turned 22.

Roger T. Pipe:  How many movies have you done?

Mary Carey:  I have done 38 different titles, but if you count all of the compilations there are about 50 movies out there.

Roger T. Pipe:  You've done some signature stuff for Kick Ass Pictures like the Mary Carey Rules movies. Tell us about those.

Mary Carey:  That is my own series. I'm goofy and like to do silly stuff. It's kind of like Saturday Night Live skits with sex. I play five different characters. I love doing things where I can make fun of myself and other people. There is a character I do making fun of Eminem. I play Skittles the rapper and have fun with it. I met Marshall on set so it's fun to make fun of him.

Roger T. Pipe:  Does he think it's funny?

Mary Carey:  I don't know. He found out about me and wanted to meet up after the AVN show. I couldn't go and it hasn't worked out for us to meet up since. I talk to his managers and stuff. I gave them some movies, and I guess they think it's funny.

Roger T. Pipe:  We'll see if he has a sense of humor because it's pretty funny.

Mary Carey:  Thank you. I love being a rapper.

Roger T. Pipe:  I don't know if you should quit your day job yet though.

Mary Carey:  No, I'm not that good of a rapper yet, but maybe I could be the next Britney Spears.

Roger T. Pipe:  That doesn't take a lot of talent. Where did you grow up?

Mary Carey:  I moved to Florida from Ohio when I was seven. I grew up in Florida and still have a house here. I was here until I moved to California.

Roger T. Pipe:  You said you were in dance and cheerleading so you were a very active girl.

Mary Carey:  That was always really important to me.

Roger T. Pipe:  Were you a real girlie girl?

Mary Carey:  I would always dress girlie girl and do ballet, but I'm like a guy. I fart, I drink, I burp, I hate to sit with my legs closed, I'm loud. I am really like a guy.

Roger T. Pipe:  You said you were a cheerleader and you do a cheerleader character in your Mary Carey Rules movies.

Mary Carey:  I play Bonnie the cheerleader and that's fun.

Roger T. Pipe:  It's very sexy.

Mary Carey:  Thank you. I'm glad you like it.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you still have your original uniforms?

Mary Carey:  I don't. They make you return them at the end of the season.

Roger T. Pipe:  How often does someone ask you to put one on?

Mary Carey:  No one really does.

Roger T. Pipe:  What's up with these people?

Mary Carey:  I guess they don't have dirty minds like you Roger.

Roger T. Pipe:  When I meet you, you can wear it for me.

Mary Carey:  OK. What's with you and the cheerleader thing?

Roger T. Pipe:  You'll find out.

Mary Carey:  Oh, goodie.

Roger T. Pipe:  We should probably mention your political career. You ran for Governor of California last year.

Mary Carey:  Yes I did. It was so much fun.

Roger T. Pipe:  For those people who don't know, we had a recall election in California last year and over a hundred candidates ran. I believe you finished in the top ten didn't you?

Mary Carey:  I finished tenth.

Roger T. Pipe:  That's pretty good.

Mary Carey:  Yeah, I got 11,169 votes.

Roger T. Pipe:  Did you beat Larry Flynt?

Mary Carey:  No, he finished seventh.

Roger T. Pipe:  You still beat some big names.

Mary Carey:  I beat some real politicians. I think I beat Bill Simon.

Roger T. Pipe:  I don't know if he's a real politician or not, but it's good that you beat him.

Mary Carey:  I think so.

Roger T. Pipe:  What led you to run?

Mary Carey:  The owner of Kick Ass Pictures, Mark Kulkis, called me and asked if I wanted to run. It sounded like fun so I agreed.

Roger T. Pipe:  How serious were you about it?

Mary Carey:  To me it was funny and it was great publicity. I got to go on TV and meet a lot of cool people. Now I get recognized wherever I go. Even in a bar in Ft. Lauderdale a guy recognized me and bought my friend and I drinks all night. I was walking down the street and this guy rolled down his window to shout "Mary Carey I love you."

Roger T. Pipe:  Is it something you would do again?

Mary Carey:  Oh yeah I think it will become my thing now. I'll probably always do it. The media can't wait for me to run again. We can use the Arnold line "she's back."

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you think that the current Governor is doing a good job?

Mary Carey:  I do. He's doing a good job. He's handling it well and listening to his advistors. That is what I would have done.

Roger T. Pipe:  Maybe when he is done you can get his endorsement and take his place.

Mary Carey:  That would be great. He is going to move on to President anyway.

Roger T. Pipe:  Would you ever want to be President?

Mary Carey:  I have to wait a while until I'm thirty-five, but it might be fun. That might be a little stressful though.

Roger T. Pipe:  How about Vice-President, that's not very stressful?

Mary Carey:  I was Vice-President of my high school. You don't have the responsibility, but you still get lots of power. I like that idea.

Roger T. Pipe:  You were not exposed in the recent HIV outbreak. What is your position on condoms?

Mary Carey:  It's a tough call. I see why people don't like to watch a sex scene with condoms, it ruins the fantasy. Still I can understand why performers want to use them. I don't think anyone should tell a performer they have to use them. It should be the performer's choice. I think that we should do testing every ten days instead of every thirty days. I think that the window is too large and we should move it every ten days.

Roger T. Pipe:  What else do you think should be done?

Mary Carey:  I think that if a performer leaves the country to work, they should be on a sixty-day quarantine. It's not fair that someone goes to work in a country that doesn't have the same protocol as we have here. They work in a place that doesn't have PRC-DNA and then come back here. If I were to come to a set without my PCR-DNA test here, they wouldn't let me work. We all have to use the same testing. If you work in a country that doesn't have the US standards, then you should have to wait sixty days. That would pretty much keep it safe. If everyone was tested every ten days and you quarantine people how work out of the country. I think that we've done pretty well over the past few years overall.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you have a web site?

Mary Carey:  I have a new up. This is my third site and it's my favorite. It's www.marycarey.com or you can go to www.clubmary.com Right now it is just 9.99. For the rest of the month it is only 9.99 to join. I will be having live chats every other week. People who join later will be paying 15.99, but if you sign up now it will be 9.99 for as long as you're a member.

Roger T. Pipe:  What else are you working on?

Mary Carey:  I do a monthly column for High Society magazine and I'm on the cover of the current issue. You can read my monthly column.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you have favorite guys to work with?

Mary Carey:  Magnus Peterson who I worked with in Mary Carey Rules 4 and Lee Stone are my favorites.

Roger T. Pipe:  Why?

Mary Carey:  They are both big guys. Magnus is like 6'3" and lifts weights, so does Lee. I'm 5'9" so I need a big guy to handle me.

Roger T. Pipe:  What about dick size?

Mary Carey:  I actually don't like them too big, they hurt me. I like an average-sized penis.

Roger T. Pipe:  Is Lee too big?

Mary Carey:  He's a little big for me. Barrett Blade has a nice sized cock.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you have any guys who you want to work with?

Mary Carey:  I would like to work with Randy Spears.

Roger T. Pipe:  He does a lot of comedy. He will fit well with you.

Mary Carey:  We could have fun. He's the only guy I can think of.

Roger T. Pipe:  What about girls?

Mary Carey:  There are some girls I would like to work with. I think Tera Patrick and I would look good together. She is tall too. I would like to work with Jesse Jane, but she is so little. I would love to work with Jill Kelly. Even though she isn't in the business anymore I think we would look good together. I've met Jenna Jameson, but never worked with her. I'd love to do that. I did a chat with Brianna Banks and she is great. I would love to work with her again. It just sucks that she is with Vivid so we don't get to work together.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you have any favorite girls you have worked with?

Mary Carey:  Brianna Banks was great in the chat. I used to work with Tanya Danielle a lot when I was new and I always liked her. Hannah Harper and I did a chat together and a photo shoot. I liked working with her. I have also worked with a lot of girls who weren't very nice.

Mary Carey:  I don't want to say bad things about people so don't ask me.

Roger T. Pipe:  What about anal?

Mary Carey:  I haven't done that yet. I tried it once when I was really drunk in my personal life. It hurt to go poopie the next day and I enjoy my pooping.

Roger T. Pipe:  No anal on the horizon for you.

Mary Carey:  Never say never. When people get sick of me maybe I will have to do it.

Roger T. Pipe:  What about interracial?

Mary Carey:  I haven't yet, but I have a thing for black guys. I would like to do it one day. I love rappers and basketball players. If I could get some Lakers or Pistons to do movies, I would love to.

Roger T. Pipe:  So you just need to find the right black guy?

Mary Carey:  Yeah. I'm really into hip-hop right now.

Roger T. Pipe:  What is coming up for you?

Mary Carey:  Mary Carey Rules 4 is out in a week and Mary Carey Rules 5 is coming up at the end of August. We shot a virtual sex movie, but I'm not sure when that comes out.

Roger T. Pipe:  When does the Mary Carey Rules movie with you fucking a movie critic get shot?

Mary Carey:  That's a good idea. How about number six? Come to my set and we can get it done. But wait, do you give my movies good reviews?

Roger T. Pipe:  Don't read them?

Roger T. Pipe:  Of course I do. I read a lot of reviews though.

Mary Carey:  The reviews are pretty good because your movies are good.

Mary Carey:  And I talk a lot, you like that.

Roger T. Pipe:  Plus you wear a cheer uniform and that counts for a lot.

Mary Carey:  Just for you. I don't think you like me as much as Dr. J does though.

Roger T. Pipe:  I'll have to check.

Mary Carey:  You're a nice reviewer.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you have a boyfriend right now?

Mary Carey:  I have a husband, but we split up a lot. I have too many celebrities calling me. Eminem, Jamie Kennedy, Kid Rock's DJ. It's hard to have all these people wanting to meet me.

Roger T. Pipe:  Is your husband in the business?

Mary Carey:  Not really. He helps me direct though.

Roger T. Pipe:  You mentioned celebrities. Have you had sex with anyone famous?

Mary Carey:  I can't say because I'll get in trouble.

Roger T. Pipe:  That's a yes.

Mary Carey:  Yes, but I won't say who.

Roger T. Pipe:  That's fine.

Mary Carey:  I can talk about Tom Greene because I talked about him on Howard Stern.

Roger T. Pipe:  What was like that?

Mary Carey:  When I was with him I just kept thinking that Drew Berrymore had done him.

Roger T. Pipe:  How was he?

Mary Carey:  I just gave him a blowjob a few times, but he wouldn't show me his ball. He's only got one.

Roger T. Pipe:  Are there any tapes of you with celebrities?

Mary Carey:  No, but I need to get one.

Roger T. Pipe:  Have you see the Paris Hilton tape?

Mary Carey:  No, but I want to. Have you?

Roger T. Pipe:  Yes. I just reviewed it two weeks ago.

Mary Carey:  Is it good?

Roger T. Pipe:  It's interesting, but she could learn a lot from you in terms of enthusiasm and blowjob technique.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you dance?

Mary Carey:  I do a lot of feature dancing. I love meeting my fans on the road. I will be in Illinois and then will be taking a few months off. In October and November I will be at a different club every week. All of the appearances are on my web site.

Roger T. Pipe:  How did you get into the industry?

Mary Carey:  I was a regular stripper and did adult web sites. I wanted to be like the feature dancers and they were all porn stars. I went out to LA and got hooked up with Playboy TV. I just got lucky to hook up with good people.

Roger T. Pipe:  How long is your contract with Kick Ass Pictures?

Mary Carey:  Five years.

Roger T. Pipe:  So you're going to be around for a while?

Mary Carey:  Oh yeah. I won't be leaving this industry for a long time. I love it. It's fun.

Roger T. Pipe:  Is this your dream job?

Mary Carey:  I think so. Actually, being Britney Spears would be my dream job. I can't sing very well though so porn was the next best thing.

Roger T. Pipe:  You have the chest for it though and that matters more than your singing voice.

Mary Carey:  I can dance around and bounce my boobs really well.

Roger T. Pipe:  When did you have sex for the first time?

Mary Carey:  When I was sixteen my boyfriend put it in me for a second. He didn't have a condom so I said no. When I was seventeen we had sex for real, on Valentine's Day.

Roger T. Pipe:  How romantic.

Mary Carey:  It was exciting.

Roger T. Pipe:  Was it a good experience?

Mary Carey:  I don't remember too much about it. I was pretty drunk.

Roger T. Pipe:  How often did you have sex in your cheerleader uniform?

Mary Carey:  What is with you and the uniform? Let's see, I was a cheerleader my senior year so I had sex a lot. In college I was on my dance team and I gave a male cheerleader a blowjob on the bus.

Roger T. Pipe:  That's great.

Roger T. Pipe:  When did you try girls for the first time?

Mary Carey:  I kissed girls a lot when I danced, but I didn't have sex with one until my first porno.

Roger T. Pipe:  Who was it?

Mary Carey:  Tanya Danielle. It was great. I had always wanted to try, but didn't know what to do.

Roger T. Pipe:  She was probably a good teacher.

Mary Carey:  I love her. I love blondes with big boobs.

Roger T. Pipe:  Don't we all?

Mary Carey:  I hope so.

Roger T. Pipe:  Do you know that you stole the catch phrase my web site?

Mary Carey:  I did?

Roger T. Pipe:  Yes, I've been putting girls in Rog Rules T-Shirts for years, you stole it.

Mary Carey:  I didn't, I swear. I do rule.

Roger T. Pipe:  And I don't?

Mary Carey:  Well yes, you rule.

Roger T. Pipe:  I think we need Mary Carey in a Rog Rules T-Shirt.

Mary Carey:  That would be great. Bring one to the set.

Roger T. Pipe:  Is there anything you would like to add?

Mary Carey:  Everyone visit www.marycarey.com it's a great site.

Mary Carey:  Thank you.

Mary Carey:  Thanks Roger it has been great talking to you.