John Douglas:  I remember something about you. There's a story there.

Christy Canyon:  Was I drunk that night.

John Douglas:  No, this predates us having cameras even.

Christy Canyon:  I wasn't THAT soon into the business.

John Douglas:  You were when I turned 18.

Christy Canyon:  I started in 1984.

John Douglas:  I turned 18 in 1985.

Christy Canyon:  I turned 18 in 1984. So we know he's not lying, but if you tell me you watched your grandpa's videos, I'm gonna clock you!

John Douglas:  What was your first movie?

Christy Canyon:   (She laughs) I don't remember.

(They both laugh)

John Douglas:  No, PornoDave behind the camera got a job in a video store.

Christy Canyon:  Ohhhhh!

John Douglas:  Yeah! In the porno section. "Dude, I have got the video for you!" he said.

Christy Canyon:  (Laughing)

John Douglas:  "OK, sure, whatever" Porno, porno, porno! He popped one in, and it was a Christy Canyon video. My first!

Christy Canyon:  I was a lot of your first out there. I devirginized a lot of you.

John Douglas:   My first love! I was the most amazing Christy Canyon fan. Instantaneously!

Christy Canyon:  I'm blushing.

John Douglas:  I mean, he knew my type.

Christy Canyon:  Am I still your type?

John Douglas:  You are totally my type! You don't know how many Christy Canyon pictures and videos I have in my collection. I mean, one day the cops are gonna come in and drag me out because if might seem I went beyond fan and into stalker fascination.

Christy Canyon:  At least you didn't bring everything here for me to sign for you, he's a good man.

John Douglas:  It would be like a trunk load of stuff.

Christy Canyon:  Now I have to ask…does he say this to all the girls he interviews? I heard him over at Ginger Lynn saying the same thing.

John Douglas:  No. Ginger who? No way!

Christy Canyon:  Ginger Lynn was my first girl that I have ever been with.

John Douglas:  Your first girl.

Christy Canyon:  Hope it's not my last!

John Douglas:   Not the last. No. You laid road early on!

Christy Canyon:  (Laughing)

John Douglas:  That tongue has got more mileage than one of my first cars every had.

Christy Canyon:  Heyyyy now! I hope it was a nice car at least.

John Douglas:  Oh yeah…

Christy Canyon:  …not a jalopy.

John Douglas:  No. You are still smoking hot!

Christy Canyon:  Why thank you. I'm blushing.

John Douglas:  Blushing. You look at a guy like me and the last 17 years has not been kind, and then you look at this girl, and the last 17 years…smoking hot still!

Christy Canyon:  Yeah, please. You didn't see Victoria Paris and I last night, whoofing down that candy.

John Douglas:  With the mud masks and hair in curlers.

Christy Canyon:  Cotton between the toes. Big throbbing toes.

John Douglas:  And do you do it in private now?

Christy Canyon:  Oh yeah.

John Douglas:  Hey believe me, there's a fetish for everybody out there. And some guy right now watching this just pulled it out right now and is saying, "Oh my God, she said cotton between the toes!"

Christy Canyon:  Throbbing something, right.

John Douglas:  You were the first in so many ways to so many people

Christy Canyon:  OK, my head is like this big right now.

John Douglas:  You are like super legend. You are like one of those names I can talk to my parents about and they don't acknowledge that they watch porn, but they know who Christy Canyon is.

Christy Canyon:  Your dad smiles a little bit.

John Douglas:  Oh yeah.

Christy Canyon:  "Never heard of her son."

John Douglas:  "I have no idea what you are talking about." But he knows who you are. But seriously, you are like, beyond porn. Isn't it weird to be that sort of famous?

Christy Canyon:  I know, I know. I actually agree with you. Not because I'm that famous, but my God, I go back almost 20 YEARS!!! That's scary. I'm getting a little depressed.

John Douglas:  I remember being in San Francisco, and picking up a newspaper, and it wasn't even a porno related thing at all. And it had an article about you and your sister.

Christy Canyon:  Access Magazine?

John Douglas:  Yeah.

Christy Canyon:  That was my sister and me.

John Douglas:  And it was like, she's everywhere. I wasn't even looking for porno stuff, I crack open this magazine and it the first thing that I read in there.

Christy Canyon:  Yeah, you know the eyes just zoomed in on it.

John Douglas:  Zoomed in! Oh, there was some great stuff in there too. Some great stuff. I won't even bring up the Robin Williams comment.

Christy Canyon:  (Laughing)

John Douglas:  You guys have to hunt that issue down.

Christy Canyon:  Whoo Weee!

John Douglas:  Whoo Yeah! So what have you been up to then lately. I hear something about a book?

Christy Canyon:  I wrote by own book. I wrote it, every word of it. There was no ghost writer. It's called "Lights, Camera, Sex". And I worked on it all last year. And you can get it on Amazondotcom and under Christy Canyon for the author. And you can get it on Ebay. And it's being distributed through Vivid, so it will be in stores too.

John Douglas:  Now is this an autobiography?

Christy Canyon:  Yes, it is an autobiography, I guess that would be helpful to know.

John Douglas:  I'm assuming it about some of the sex you have had.

Christy Canyon:  Like the first that I had sex on film with Ron Jeremy and how I felt. And the first time I was with a girl, with Ginger Lynn, like I mentioned earlier, and how I felt. The first time meeting Tracy Lords, and the business, and my childhood. It everything, it's not just a kiss and tell book by any means. Yet that is in there, because that was such a big part of my life, but it's just good, I like it.

John Douglas:  That's like all the Frequently Asked Questions.

Christy Canyon:  Oh yes, and then expanded 10 fold. Like I started with one thought. I'd start writing and typing, and next thing I know, it would spiral into ten other stories.

John Douglas:  I'd say. Just the people you were having sex with would make an encyclopedia of books.

Christy Canyon:  It's so true, but as far as like writing about the sex part of it, I concentrated on like Peter North, Tracy Lords, Ginger Lynn, of course with Ron Jeremy. More like the well knows, because so many just came and went…no pun intended. Like, I didn't want it to be just about sex. Just the highlights.

John Douglas:  I remember one of the questions I would hear the most from the fans…what is the deal with Christy Canyon and Ron Jeremy? Is was like, no one could believe that not only did he do one scene with you, but he did a lot of scenes with you. You were into him.

Christy Canyon:  I love Ron! Ron is probably one of my favorite guys in the business I have to say. Peter North is the BEST looking guy, but Ron Jeremy, I love him! He's a doll. Yet I love Randy West, Tony Tedeschi, but the first guy I ever worked with was Ron Jeremy, so there's something in my heart for him.

John Douglas:  really did, I think a lot of HIS fame can be attributed to you!

Christy Canyon:  (Laughing) I don't think so.

John Douglas:  I think so. I think those early videos you guys did was what got him a lot of attention.

Christy Canyon:  Really?!

John Douglas:  First time I ever saw him was in a Christy Canyon video.

Christy Canyon:  Wow! Oh my God!

John Douglas:  First time PornoDave ever saw him was in a Christy Canyon movie.

Christy Canyon:  Wow!

John Douglas:  So he goes out, everywhere he gets recognized, He owes you 10% of everything he does.

Christy Canyon:  (Laughing) Just try and get that out of him!

John Douglas:  Oh yeah…good luck! He'll get you down to 2%, he'll negotiate that WAY down.

Christy Canyon:  He'd get to that I owe HIM 2%!!!

John Douglas:  You'd owe him something, licensing fees.

Christy Canyon:  Exactly.

John Douglas:  Well I can't wait to read this book.

Christy Canyon:  Oh thank you, when it's printed, then I'll send you guys a copy, and Victoria Paris and I will hook up with you guys too promote it.

John Douglas:  The two of you are the earliest and biggest fixations I ever had were on the two of you. You were like inseparable.

Christy Canyon:  We aren't LIKE inseparable, we are inseparable, we are best friends.

John Douglas:  I remember all the stories you used to tell me about going shopping and I was such a fan boy, sitting at my first porno party and you two are talking about shopping and I was absorbing ever detail.

Christy Canyon:  See, we were trying to make you fork over that credit card because ours were maxed out!

John Douglas:  Exactly. Dropping hints like… "You know, the stores I like are…"

Christy Canyon:  (Laughing) "Those beautiful Gucci purses, you can't miss it at…"

John Douglas:  I did think it was a little bit odd that your SIZES kept coming up…"You know I'm a size 6 right?"

Christy Canyon:  "They know us at the counter, just drop our names."

John Douglas:  "You know, you don't have to be getting married to get on those bridal directories…"

Christy Canyon:  (Laughing)

John Douglas:   "Just a little hint…wink, wink!"

Christy Canyon:  (Laughing still) You guys are so much fun.

John Douglas:   I know so many great Christy Canyon stories…

Christy Canyon:  And they are all in my new book!

John Douglas:   So you guys got to pick up this book. You'll see why I am such a big Christy Canyon fan. It's not just because of the fact that she gots these. (Pointing to Christy's huge boobies)

Christy Canyon:  (Pushing her boobs into John) We fit so perfectly together, like a hand in a glove.

John Douglas:   Exactly, all of her big parts fit into my big cracks.

Christy Canyon:  (Laughing)

John Douglas:   And one day I'm gonna try to fit into hers too.

Christy Canyon:  (Laughing still) And they are very comfortable in his cracks.

John Douglas:   Well it's great seeing you again.

Christy Canyon:  Thank you very much. And don't forget my new book, "Lights, Camera, Sex".

John Douglas:  Thank you again babe.

Christy Canyon:  Bye everybody!