John Douglas:  (Off camera) She's got a little chain in the back of her I can hold on to. I like that. Very, very bondage and discipline like.

Lyric:  Bondage…(giggling) are you trying to discipline me.

John Douglas:  I'm just gonna hook you onto my belt. (Looking at the camera) Are we rolling?

(Off camera - ON THE AIR)

John Douglas:  We're on the air, how embarrassing. I was caught talking dirty to a girl.

Lyric:  I think he was about to bend me over and spank me.

John Douglas:  (Laughing) Well…my dirty little secret is out. Hey everybody, this is your good buddy, John Douglas, back on the floor of the AEE 2004. We are at the Python Picture booth. The reason why, we stick around the booths, isn't so much that we like the guys running the booths, but is because they have hot chicks there and pimp them out to us. And they know how much I like them little brunettes.

Lyric:  (Laughing)

John Douglas:  So the publicist threw me this one. And the lovely lady next to me is.

Lyric:  Hi, I'm Lyric.

John Douglas:  I love that name.

Lyric:  Thank you.

John Douglas:  That is very, very …almost poetic. Beautiful and lyrical.

Lyric:  Yea! Actually my girlfriend named me that. She's also in the business. It kinda ties in with what I do.

John Douglas:  Into music?

Lyric:  Well, music is a passion of mine, it's in the making.

John Douglas:  So, you like to listen to it or do you like to sing?

Lyric:  Both. Love to dance. Music is my blood.

John Douglas:  What type of stuff do you sing? What's your format of choice?

Lyric:  Ummmm…I'd have to say, it would have to be R&B, Hip-Hop, maybe Groove.

John Douglas:  Grooving.

Lyric:  Maybe some Blues.

John Douglas:  Blues! What a second, you are far to young to even know what Blues are.

Lyric:  You know, as long as it sounds good. You can usually make a lot of stuff work.

John Douglas:  Who's your favorite Blues singer?

Lyric:  Blues singer…BB King.

John Douglas:  BB King…awwww…that's easy. Give me another one.

Lyric:  I'm not very with depth with Blues…

John Douglas:  Throw out another one. Someone only Jazz people would know.

Lyric:  I'm not really in depth with blues (a little annoyed with John) if you play I might say, "Oh, I like that. That sounds hot". There's a radio station out in LA, I don't know what is, but late at night, they play some Blues, sometimes some Trance. There's no specifics, it's just, "Oooo, that sounds good".

John Douglas:  What do you think of these girls like, Brittany Spears and Christina Agulera and their ability to be able to sing?

Lyric:  like it, it's hot.

John Douglas:  Oh come on. You gotta dump on them, you gotta trash on them.

Lyric:  No, why? They're doing their thing. Christina is beautiful, Brittany is beautiful, they're hot, they're sexy.

John Douglas:  Yea, you notice when she talked about those singers, she said they're beautiful.

Lyric:  They're sexy.

John Douglas:  Nothing about their ability to sing there.

Lyric:  Christina Agulera can fucking sing.

John Douglas:  She can belt.

Lyric:  She can fucking sing. And Brittany can dance.

John Douglas:  So when your not singing (looking straight at her) the Blues…

Lyric:  (Looking embarrassed)

John Douglas:  …what are you doing?

Lyric:  Porn.

John Douglas:  Porn?

Lyric:  Let's see, what do I do? There's a lot of different stuff that I do.

John Douglas:  Well the guys at home, the whackers at home, they're mostly interested in the porn stuff. Let's go to the porn stuff. What sort of porn movies have you done? I should ask…is that a bad thing…should I be calling them Adult Entertainment?

Lyric:  No, it's the same thing.

John Douglas:  Is Porn an offensive term to you?

Lyric:  No, not at all.

John Douglas:  No, it's kinda cool?

Lyric:  It is what it is.

John Douglas:  Then you are a porn star then?

Lyric:  A porn star…don't know if I'm a porn star. I'm a star…for sure I'm a star. I'm kinda new in the business. I got involved like 6, 7 months ago. I paced myself and I like it.

John Douglas:  How many films did you do in 6, 7 months time?

Lyric:  Probably like 20, close to 30.

John Douglas:  That's about average, right…is that a little or lot?

Lyric:  I don't know. I really don't know. To me it's cool. Sometimes I wanna work, sometimes I don't. It just depends.

John Douglas:  As a side note, you left your headlights on. (Pointing and touching her nipple popping through her shirt)

Lyric:  Oh my God! (Shocked)

John Douglas:  That was just a lame excuse to tough her nipple. I was leading up asking about some of the titles that you have done.

Lyric:  I actually have shot one with Python Pictures and that was "Cream #2".

John Douglas:  "Cream 2". And if you can see the background (Editor: No you are blocking the shot John) that's her Big Ass Picture back there that she said to me. The thing is, I have my hand back here (on her ass) it isn't a big ass. So what did you do in Cream..did you do boys or girls?

Lyric:  I did both.

John Douglas:  You do both! Who do you prefer?

Lyric:  Girls.

John Douglas:  You know…the thing is…there's more guys watching this…say guys.

Lyric:  I mean…guys too…you know…guys are fun. Girls are funner.

John Douglas:  Chicks are hot. (Somewhere we hear Bevis and Butthead laughing)

Lyric:  Actually, no one has me with just a girl/girl.

John Douglas:  Really.

Lyric:  No one, not yet.

John Douglas:  Saving that for someone special?

Lyric:  Maybe.

John Douglas:  Your wedding night or something.

Lyric:  (Laughing) Soooo…

John Douglas:  So, OK, sorry, I got distracted again by the nipple, and just lost track of time. She's trying to suck her nipples in and it's just not possible. She's sitting there trying to draw them in, pull them in. So, we were talking before hand about websites. And I was saying, "Oh, do you want me to give out your website address?" and you said no, but can I give out my email address! This is a first.

Lyric:  Well, it's strictly for people I meet, who know what I do, so basically I can get a fan base going, so I can let them know when it's ready, cause it's in the making and should be done soon.

John Douglas:  So, that's cool. So what's the email address?

Lyric:  LyricLipps@hotmail.com

John Douglas:  Oh, hotmail, that's cool. So you can just ditch that one once all of the fucking weirdoes start writing in that watch our show. So, are you ready for the 5 Stupid Questions?

Lyric:  I gotta answer questions?

John Douglas:  You have to answer questions. They're really tricking like Trigonometry and World History.

Lyric:  (Looking very scared)

John Douglas:  I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Question #1: At what point should a porn star consider retiring?

Lyric:  When her pussy, (starting to laugh) when her kitty cat, (laughing again) I don't know, it's up to the individual.

John Douglas:  When her uterus falls out!

Lyric:  When her fucking lips are stretched.

John Douglas:   (Laughing) We like to refer to those in the industry as "Meat Curtains".

Lyric:  Meat Curtains, how about Gobble Gobble.

John Douglas:   Turkey Neck, that works. Question #2: Have you ever had sex with a fan?

Lyric:  I'm sure.

John Douglas:   You're sure!

Lyric:  No, no…he was a fan of mine, but not for that.

John Douglas:   I gotta feeling there's an interesting story there, but I gotta go to question #3. Question #3: Are the AVN Awards corrupt?

Lyric:  It's my first one, so I don't know.

John Douglas:   The answer is yes by the way.

Lyric:  OK

John Douglas:   Question #4: When strangers ask you what you do for a living, what do you tell them?

Lyric:  Ummm…sometimes I tell them I do porn, it just depends.

John Douglas:   When you want to get something out of them, you tell them you do porn.

Lyric:  No, it just depends. Depends on what mood I'm in.

John Douglas:   And the final question. Question #5: What's your best body part?

Lyric:  I'd have to say, my legs…maybe my ass.

John Douglas:   You got very nice legs. You got a very nice ass. But I would have to sit there and throw out…(Lyric lifts her VERY little skirt up from behind to expose a VERY hot ass!!!) …ohhhh that is a very, VERY nice Ass!!! But those boobies, they are kicking.

Lyric:  Ahhhh. Thanks.

John Douglas:   I like them boobies. I'll be singing the blues about them boobies later.

Lyric:  Enough with the Blues!!!

John Douglas:   (Laughing) Well thank you again. It was a real pleasure meeting you. And once again, that email address.

Lyric:  Lyric Lipps At Hotmail Dot Com

John Douglas:   See you guys later.

Lyric:  (Waving to the camera) Chow!