John Douglas:  You know, I've been covering the porn industry for a few years now, and you meet some really wild and freaky people. And then you meet Mila. She puts them all to shame. They're all a bunch of pikers.

Mila:  That's right They're all a bunch of losers. Nothing but talk, no action whatsoever. Wanna see some action, see my movies, see me live! See me at the Moonlight Bunnyranch. And you can't see me there, see me in my movies. See the raunchiness, the nasty, the most hard-core, the most outrageous sex you have ever seen in your life. Everyone else, fuck them all, pardon my French, don't know what they're doing. You want to see the real thing, see me Mila, the Queen of Nasty!

John Douglas:  You know, the thing is, and coming from anyone else that would be all hype. But it's all fucking true. This girl, we went behind the scenes, we actually got featured prominently in one of your more recent movies.

Mila:  Yes, yes that would be the Queen of Nasty The Diary of a Squirt Queen.

John Douglas:  And we followed her around, and it's not fake. I mean, most porn is fake, this porn is so real it scared me!

Mila:  Yes, I especially like the hose. You have to see the movie or see me live to understand what I'm taking about. The hose part was really, really, really fun. And then at the airport, where I'm live at LAX, where I'm going completely down, naked in front of everybody. Taking some guy's 18" cock, in my mouth, having my eyes water. My eyes watering so I can't take it anymore. Having it deep down my throat with all my saliva and making bubbles with my saliva. Ooo, wouldn't you love to see that, see your cock down my throat, and then make bubbles.

John Douglas:  You know when the Christian Coalition and the extreme right think of porn people they think they are all like Mila. But they're not, there is only one Mila.

Mila:  Yes, I'm actually very normal, and when I'm not in front of a camera and people are not watching, I'm really a nice Jewish girl. I'm not Christian, I'm a Jew.

John Douglas:  A Russian Jew.

Mila:  I'm a Russian Jew.

John Douglas:  You're a liar too, you are NOT normal!. We went and hung out on Sunset Boulevard.

Mila:  (Cutting off John) That's because there were cameras there, if there were no cameras there, I'm very normal, you know that.

John Douglas:  The cameras WEREN'T on and all of a sudden a fire truck comes by and she jumps up out of her seat and jumps over a fence and starts yelling at the fire truck to pull over right there on Sunset Boulevard.

Mila:  That's because I knew people were watching.

John Douglas:  There were A LOT of people watching. I was terrified. The people that released your movie were terrified. "Oh Jesus Christ, what the hell is she doing now!"

Mila:  Well that's why I decided to join the Moonlight Bunnyranch, that's were I can really go off and no one can give me shit and I can be myself and be completely crazy. I can do what I want to do and no one gets scared. People pay for me, that's why I decided to join the ranch.

John Douglas:  That's a very famous brothel up in Carson City.

Mila:  Yes, it's in Carson City. For directions, call 1-888-BUNNYRANCH. It's awesome. I can do whatever I want to do there. There are no rules and no restrictions. No one tells me what to do, when, where or how.

John Douglas:  So there are actually fans that come up there to see you.

Mila:  Like a lot!

John Douglas:  I can imagine. I also saw you recently on The Howard Stern radio show.

Mila:  Yes that was fun. He wanted a special ass art painting, so I did that for him.

John Douglas:  It was funny. He had you on the TV show, and your character most of the time is very loud and drunk.

Mila:  No, I'm not drunk. I act like I am.

John Douglas:  It's a character, I understand. When you were on there, you can across as the most smart and coherent porn star ever.

(Mila kisses John)

John Douglas:  She was. It wasn't even an act.

(Mila wipes her lipstick off of John's lips)

John Douglas:  I planned to sell that on Ebay later. But anyway, you really held it together on his show.

Mila:  I was with my boss of course. My boss is Dennis Hoff of the Moonlight Bunnyranch. He's the man, he keeps me intact. He is very serious. So I'm very serious around him.

John Douglas:  Dennis just sat there. I mean this guy runs the most famous whorehouses

Mila:  Excuse me. Adult entertainment pleasure house.

John Douglas:  Adult entertainment pleasure house, sorry. They don't call them brothels, bordellos or whorehouses anymore?

Mila:  No.

John Douglas:  That's tacky?

Mila:  Yes, that's tacky.

John Douglas:  It's a common mistake. OK, I'm sorry Dennis.

Mila:  That's OK, we love Dennis. He can just look at you and you know what to do. Not that he tells you what to do, you just know it.

John Douglas:  I get the impression you really like working up there.

Mila:  Oh yeah, I do. I wouldn't be there if I didn't. I've been there for two years. I love it. I moved to Lake Tahoe. I love it there. I mean what can ask for more. Dennis Hoff is great to work for. He's not a pimp, he's a businessman you can learn from and then move on. Not like the porn industry where you get nothing but trash, literally! I mean I went through it, I know.

John Douglas:  And you get along with all the other girls working there?

Mila:  They're cool. The girls who work the Bunnyranch are classy girls and do it because they wanna do it and they love sex.

John Douglas:  You still get to go out and "wreck" girls.

Mila:  Hell yes! I'm planning on a movie right now.

John Douglas:  Really. So you aren't entirely leaving movies.

Mila, Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

John Douglas:  So you still will do nasty movies. That's the other thing about Mila. You have to watch "Queen of Nasty Part 1", then work your way up to "Queen of Nasty Part 2". It's a progression, because each one she tops herself. If you start off with "Queen of Nasty Part 3" first, 1 and 2 aren't going to shock you.

Mila:  Also, I'm going to those Mexican vacations where all the fans can go on a cruise with porn stars and and all the fans fuck everybody. At least I do anyway. (wink)

John Douglas:  (Laughing) That's not quite in the brochure.

Mila:  It's not in the brochure. Hey, we don't kiss and tell, OK. But hey, Jesse Venture wrote about the Bunnyranch in his book so I can tell about him. All the other celebrities I can't talk about.

John Douglas:  Oh really, you get a lot of celebrities up at the Bunnyranch? Without naming names.

Mila:  We don't kiss and tell.

John Douglas:  Ahhhh You're a nasty, wild, freaky chick. I love you.

Mila:  You're not so bad yourself, but like I said, we don't kiss and tell. (wink) Dog house, woof, woof.

(John laughing)

Mila:  Bark motherfucker. "Yes Mila". "Woof, woof". I'm sorry, I don't kiss and tell. I don't want to embarrass you.

John Douglas:  OK, time for the "John Douglas 5 Tough Questions". "Did you come from a dysfunctional family?"

Mila:  Absolutely not. Both of my parents are cardiologists in Los Angeles. I won't name it, it's the best hospital in Los Angels, in Beverly Hills, but I won't name it. Cedar I won't say the other part.

John Douglas:  (Laughing) "Are you a dominant or a submissive?"

Mila:  I'm both.

John Douglas:  You're very dominant.

Mila:  No, I like to be both. I like to be submissive too, I love to be in the doghouse once in awhile.

John Douglas:  Next question. "Can you sing?"

Mila:  Unfortunately not really.

John Douglas:  No, can't carry a tune.

Mila:  No.

John Douglas:  You got such a great accent. That's real. That's legit.

Mila:  Yes, it's a combination of East Coast, Russian and English.

John Douglas:  Question number 4. "Do porn take anything to make themselves cum like that?"

Mila:  No. That's why I have to give the thumbs up to the guys in the industry. They just have it. You either got it or you don't. That's why they are porn stars. We eventually sometimes use Pina Colada, but again, we don't kiss and tell.

John Douglas:  Speaking of cumming. They have these squirt videos.

Mila:  They're all fakers, I'm the only real one. They all fake, trust me.

John Douglas:  That stuff goes flying.

Mila:  Mine is real. It's female ejaculation. I have a letter from the doctor explaining it. The other girls are putting stuff in their pussies and squirting it out. That's not the real thing. You want the real thing, see me.

John Douglas:  OK, final question. "Can I touch your breasts?"

Mila:  OK, do we see any Vice around here. (Mila pulls out her tits) Go baby!

John Douglas:  No, I wanna touch them not see them.

Mila:  Well touch them.

John Douglas:  (John pinches her nipples back and forth) Beep, beep. Beep, beep. Beep, beep.

Mila:  Oh yes, don't stop fucker. Yes. DON'T STOP!!! YESSS!!!!

(TBTV film crew off camera tells them, to stop or we are all going to jail.)

John Douglas:  Well that's all the questions I have for today.

Mila:  Right on.

John Douglas:  Thank you very much Mila, it was great to see you.

Mila:  Take care.