On the set of Talking Blue, we sat down to catch up with and discuss life, with redheaded bombshell, Ruby. One of the hardest working women in porn.

Ruby:  First off, I want to say I'm really a dark brunette.

John Douglas:  I thought maybe you were really blonde.

Ruby:  I'm very Greek. I have got some pictures that would freak you out.

John Douglas:  Really! Greek!

Ruby:  Yup!

John Douglas:  But you don't have hairy arms.

Ruby:  I do though. I got lots of peach fuzz on my ass. And if I let my bush grow in, you'd be caught in a forest.

John Douglas:  Really. So you got peach fuzz on your ass. You are going to have to show us by the end of the interview. Just to prove it.

John Douglas:  Just to prove it.

Ruby:  You can see it...

John Douglas:  Can we take a balloon and rub it on your ass...

John Douglas:  ...just to see if it makes static electricity.

Ruby:  I have hair going straight up my back.

John Douglas:  Oooo, a little treasure trail on the other side. That is cool!

Ruby:  I have to be careful, cause it's so much darker than my head hair.

John Douglas:  So if you wanted to, you could move into the fetish lines, like the hairy women ones.

(They all laugh)

John Douglas:  "Fuck it, I'm gonna let it all grow in".

Ruby:  Oh God! To me that's not attractive.

John Douglas:  I don't think it's attractive either, but there are some guys out there...

Ruby:  Yeah, there are some guys that really dig that.

Ruby:  By the way, a lot of guys reading this have a real bad concept on what we do for a living. I just want to take this opportunity to tell everybody, "That we don't fuck as much as you think we fuck."

John Douglas:  You just completely shattered a million losers fantasies right now.

Ruby:  Well you gotta think about it for a minute. First you got business. You got to get the business taken care of, or you're gonna starve. But it's nice to have some scheduled cock.

(They all laugh)

Ruby:  I have a stable. I'm kind of a matriarchal woman. I like many men in a stable.

John Douglas:  Wow!

Ruby:  That's my thing.

John Douglas:  Ever bring girls home for you and your husband.

Ruby:  Yeah, I have, but I never push anybody. I grow real conscience of everybody not doing something they don't want to do.

Ruby:  You don't want to compromise yourself or your self dignity or your self esteem. If it isn't what you do or feel comfortable doing, I mean, you could feel comfortable doing a triple anal or something but if you like it and it's your thing that's great.

John Douglas:  So what's the wildest thing that you've done so far?

Ruby:  Oh Jesus! What genre!

(They all laugh)

John Douglas:  So you mean there is a whole slew of wild things you've done.

Ruby:  I had 3 slaves at one time. I'm pretty dom. I like that.

John Douglas:  Now was it like full fledge punishment, or was it like "tease, tease." (John makes whipping motion with his hand.)

Ruby:  Full fledge punishment.

John Douglas:  Do you have a dungeon?

Ruby:  No, I don't have a dungeon. I don't do it...like all the things I do, I do so many different things, so that nothing gets boring. It all pays. I just make sure it pays adequate. So when I get the itch for it, is when I'll go out and look for it, find somebody that is willing to pay for my services, I will go from there.

John Douglas:  So basically these guys that think, "Wow, I'm going to CES, or I'm going to VSDA, I'm going to where these girls are featured...pretty slim chance of them getting some action from you there.

Ruby:  That's not necessarily true.

John Douglas:  Oh really! Has that ever happened?

Ruby:  I was on the road, I was ahhh... OK, I was a dog.

John Douglas:  So what were you like when you were younger?

Ruby:  Well, I lost my virginity at 15.

John Douglas:  That's almost standard.

Ruby:  That's a medium age I think. But tell you what. The difference with me I think was...

John Douglas:  ...Seven guys at once.

Ruby:  No! I haven't had 7 guys at once. I've had 3 guys once. That's nice though.

(They laugh)

Ruby:  I would experiment young. I started masturbating very early. Conscience masturbation. I started around age seven with a hand held shower nozzle. So I was masturbating...

John Douglas:  Taking those long, long showers.

Ruby:  ...then my mother told my dad what I was doing one day.

John Douglas:  What did she do, just walk in on you?

Ruby:  No, my Mom just figured it out because she was a dog herself too. (They laugh)

Ruby:  That's another thing, the genetics were there, if you know what I mean. My dad said, "That's normal." I was like, "Cool!" I remember one time when I was particularly stressed out, I was in the bathtub for the third time that day. My friend is in the living room, and my dad calls, and my friend tells my dad, "She's in the bathtub." My dad tells her, "Jeez!

Ruby:  That's the third time today!" When I started really losing it, I had been reading Penthouse magazine when I was 10 years old. I used to force my grandmother to buy it for me.

John Douglas:  Grandma was buying you Penthouse!

Ruby:  Yeah, you can get anything from Grandma, come on. Especially if you are a cute little girl.

Ruby:  I read all the fantasies in the Penthouse Forum section. Forum was my favorite. I would look at the pictures you know, but I wasn't really active that way at all. I did have my first sexual experience with my friend when I was 15 years old.

John Douglas:  Girl/Girl?

Ruby:  Yes. Scared the shit out of me, cause we didn't know what to do.

John Douglas:  Before or after you did it.

Ruby:  After.

John Douglas:  You both just acted on impulse!

Ruby:  Well we were mixing Scotch and Root Beer.

John Douglas:  There you go.

Ruby:  I wasn't a drinker, so that must have been a contributing factor.

Ruby:  We were experimenting, you know. Later, I fucked my way through high school. I just fucked all the guys. Looking back, I must have really weirded out some of these guys out.

John Douglas:  Because...

Ruby:  Because I would say to them, "Hey, let's try that out."

John Douglas:  Did you get like "Most Popular" awards in school?

Ruby:  No.

John Douglas:  Most likely to "Take it in the ass" award.

Ruby:  That's funny, cause I don't take it in the ass. I tried. It hasn't been successful yet.

John Douglas:  Need a smaller guy. (John raises his hand)

Ruby:  No, it's more of...

John Douglas:  (Snapping his finger in disappointment) Man, I thought I had it.

Ruby:  I'm real stocky. I'm a stocky girl, you know. I did the gymnastics thing for a long time.

John Douglas:  So you have a real tight schvinky back there.

Ruby:  I love having it licked though. I love having my asshole licked.

John Douglas:  Wow!

Ruby:  Just for everybody who might be reading this.

John Douglas:  There's something wild I heard about you, that you basically could have been a twin.

Ruby:  I've heard that if you have a duplicate of more than 3 organs, than you are considered an incomplete twin. And I have 4 kidneys, 4 urethra tubes...

John Douglas:  Really!

Ruby:  ...and since the adrenal glands grow on top of the kidneys, I assume I have 4 adrenal glands.

Ruby:  That would explain my sex drive. It would also explain my muscularity, and vascularity. And my workaholism. I get the same sexual rush from either dancing on stage or having sex. It is unreal. So I need to find out more. I need to have myself checked out more thoroughly. I'll probably go over to Cal State Northridge or something and say, "Hey, guess what!"

John Douglas:  So do you drink a lot?

John Douglas:  That's your liver you idiot.

John Douglas:  Well can you pee a lot then?

Ruby:  I do go a lot sometimes.

John Douglas:  See, so you have both fetishes taken care of. You can do the hairy women thing and then peeing videos.

Ruby:  Peeing videos! (They all crack up laughing)

John Douglas:  You will be the hugest thing to take Japan!

John Douglas:  You'll be bigger than the Olson Twins! (They laugh)

John Douglas:  She can go on tour and fill up cups with her pee from across the stage.

John Douglas:  I heard you destroyed a piece of machinery on a movie set.

Ruby:  That would be "Seymore Butt's Squirters." I didn't squirt! We tried everything humanly possible to squirt and I even broke the vibrator we were using. I broke the big expensive vibrator.

John Douglas:  This is like an AC powered one that plugs into a wall.

Ruby:  Yeah, I stopped the motor.

John Douglas:  This is like an industrial strength one.

Ruby:  Well, I stopped the motor anyway.

John Douglas:  You stopped the motor.

Ruby:  Well, I have very good control of my pelvic muscles.

John Douglas:  I don't even know if I want to fantasize about that.

Ruby:  I was really loud in the film too. Sometimes when I come, my face gets all screwy.

John Douglas:  Did, like smoke come out... (motioning to his crotch area)

Ruby:  No, but I fogged up my glasses. When I fuck with my glasses on...

Ruby:  (looking into the camera)....You guys don't get to see me fuck with my glasses, but I do it, at home.

John Douglas:  Really!

Ruby:  Oh yeah!

John Douglas:  Why, so you can see who you are fucking?

Ruby:  I'm really blind.

John Douglas:  You can't see without your glasses?

Ruby:  No, I'm blind.

John Douglas:  Heard you did something wild on a Playboy set.

Ruby:  It was a Christmas thing, and I gave Santa head.

John Douglas:  On Playboy!

John Douglas:  Oh man!

John Douglas:  You were hoping to get great gifts that year.

John Douglas:  That institution is destroyed.

Ruby:  Well...

John Douglas:  He was waiting for his milk and cookies, and you get between his legs.

John Douglas:  Santa only cums once a year.

Ruby:  Stuff my stocking!

John Douglas:  Well it's been a blast to hang out with you.

Ruby:  I had a great time. If my fans want to really see me and get very close, they can come see me at the Bunnyranch in Nevada.

John Douglas:  That's the legal brothel right?

Ruby:  You bet!

John Douglas:  I better start saving my money now.

Ruby:  You dog!